Monday, June 21, 2021

Today's pun-ishment

A lot of money is tainted — taint yours and taint mine.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

To the one who invented zero, thanks for nothing.


A will is a dead giveaway.  (Groan)

Towels aren't good at telling jokes; they have a dry sense of humor.

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

You'll never starve in the desert, if you remember that you can eat the sand which is there.

The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were so many knights.

Atheism is a non-prophet institution.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?  He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I’ve started sleeping in our fireplace.  Now I sleep like a log.

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