- I'm great at multitasking — I can waste time, procrastinate, and be unproductive simultaneously.
- Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again?
- Buses stop at bus stations. Trains stop at train stations. My desk is a work station.
- They begin the evening news with "Good evening," then proceed to tell us why it isn’t.
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
- The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
- Hospitality is making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
- Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- I thought I wanted a career, but it turns out I just wanted paychecks.
- War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- Do you like a play on words . . . or on a stage?
- I know karate and maybe two other Japanese words.
- Why do voters in the United States choose between two people running for president but have fifty running for Miss America?
- If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
- If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- I'm supposed to respect my elders, but now it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on the list.
Wondrous Words Wednesday is a weekly meme where we share words we have encountered in our reading. The word that intrigued me this week was paraprosdokian.
1 comment:
Hi there Bonnie! What a lovely post! So many fun antidotes in here. Loved it! Thanks so much for taking part in WWW!
Almost weekend, hope you will have a good one.
Mareli & Elza
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