Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight? It had too many sleepless knights.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render.
How long does it take to hit the ground if you slip on a banana peel? A bananosecond.
I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I can see myself doing that.
I would like to make a pun about philosophy, but I Kant. I studied philosophy in college, but Clawdia says she's the real philosofur at our house.
What do you call an awkward word? An awkword.
What do you call a tiny collection of galaxies? A puny-verse.
There was a flea circus in town, until a dog showed up and stole the show.
What to ask your sister when she's crying: Are you having a crisis?
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A trombone.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
A bride gets a new name and a dress.
He drove his new car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
I burned my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature.
Bad puns ... that's how eye roll.
1 comment:
There is nothing I love like a pun. Sometimes, in my primary school library, I'd put out joke books for all the kids, and they'd each pick out a joke to read aloud to everyone else. We laughed so hard. Your post would be perfect for them.
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