Lettuce fetch it

Someone's cat Bruno loved to play "fetch."  He'd beg them

to throw a ball and would retrieve it until he was exhausted.

Sign on a restaurant:  LETTUCE bring it to you.

A neighbor shared a 1988 clipping from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch about these two things.  I think they are perfect for my TWOsday post, with photos I found online to illustrate them.  I also summarized them in my own words.