Mini-Challenge ~ Turn the Page

Mini-Challenge for Hour 16:  "For this challenge, you must turn to page 32 of the book you are currently reading (or the nearest page with text on it) and find the most entertaining phrase to complete the following sentence:  'I would rather read than ________ any day!'   Post your sentence in the comments [at Reflections of a Bookaholic] so everyone may enjoy!  Don't forget to include the title of the book you are reading and your email so I can contact you.  Let the laughs begin."

"I would rather read than sit motionless observing the Madonna any day!"

That's from page 33 of Krik? Krak! by Edwidge Danticat.