Thursday, October 7, 2010

It's questionable

Questions about "them"

Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank teller machines?

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

Questions about words

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Question authority (I mean, questions for authorities)

If you eat both pasta and antipasto, will you still be hungry?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Questionable questions

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?  (That's a hypothetical question.)

Last question (with an answer)

At the bookstore I asked the salesperson, "Where's the self-help section?"

She said, "If I tell you, it would defeat the purpose."

3 comments:

Helen's Book Blog said...

Very fun!

Bonnie Jacobs said...

Yes, Helen, but do you have any answers for me? That is the question.

June said...

Good questions, no answers :-D