Bonnie came home this afternoon saying she has a new heart. I thought she got her heart fixed last year, when she left me alone forever and ever, that time when my friend Donna came twice a day so I wouldn't starve. Donna was so good to me that I gave her the Feline's Favorite Friend Award of Excellence for feeding me and giving me treats every day.
It turns out Donna is the one who gave Bonnie the new heart. See it in the picture? Bonnie thought she was being funny when she said she "hearts" me, but she won't let me eat any of that marshmallow Halloween heart.
I think I'll go hide under the bed and pout.
Kiki, signing off
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