Friday, July 30, 2010
Puns for persons with higher IQs
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu ~ the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating ~ always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding ~ a case of wife or death.
A man with a mistress is trying to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek to cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
A will is a dead give away.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
In a democracy your vote counts; in feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a man with a wood leg, but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia ~ the LAN down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted ~ taint yours and taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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(Groan ~ blame Susan for sending me these.)
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3 comments:
Bonnie, I know you love words, so I automatically thought of you when I read this email. Just had to forward it! (I only forwarded it to my friends with high IQs)
Have a great weekend!
Susan, I only posted it for my friends with high IQs, which (of course) includes you -- otherwise, why would you have received it from someone else? And besides, your high IQ was evident to me when we finally met face to face three years ago: http://bonniesbooks.blogspot.com/2007/08/first-face-to-face-meeting-with-old.html
Very fun! I love puns!
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