1. What's Irish and stays out all night?
2. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
3. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
4. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
5. How can you tell if an Irish woman is having a good time?
1. Paddy O'Furniture
2. Real rocks would look funny.
3. He couldn't afford plane fare.
4. They're always a little short.
5. She's Dublin over with laughter.
Those cats at the top aren't really wearing pins it would hurt! Cats aren't crazy!
~~~ Kiki Cat, signing off