Can you translate this? That is my question.
So how doth one talketh like Shakespeare? For starters...
- Instead of "you," say "thou."
- Instead of "ya'll," say "ye."
- Instead of "Hey you," say "hark thee."
- And rhyme something, if you can.
- Don't waste time saying "it," just use the letter "t" ('tis, t'will, t'would, I'll do't).
- When in doubt, add "-eth" to the end of verbs (he runneth, he trippeth, he falleth).
- To add weight to your opinions, start your sentence with "Methinks."
