Oh, very, very good! ;-)There's a little something for you over at my place, Bonnie :-)
Hee, hee. I love that, Bonnie! :-D
Perfect!Freud is credited with saying: Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me.We once had a publication here called The Floydian Slip.
Thanks for the laugh,Bonnie.Here's some more good ones from Anonymous- that I hope you enjoy :)DavidMA good pun is its own reword.A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.A pessimist's blood type is always b-negativeA successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.Corduroy pillows are making headlines.Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean morality comes morons?Is a big book on voyeurism a peeping tome?My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.Practice safe eating - always use condiments.Sea captains don't like crew cuts.Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.To err is human, to moo bovine.Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.When two egotists meet, it's an I for an IWithout geometry, life is pointless.DavidM
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Oh, very, very good! ;-)
There's a little something for you over at my place, Bonnie :-)
Hee, hee. I love that, Bonnie! :-D
Perfect!
Freud is credited with saying: Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me.
We once had a publication here called The Floydian Slip.
Thanks for the laugh,Bonnie.
Here's some more good ones from Anonymous- that I hope you enjoy :)
DavidM
A good pun is its own reword.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean morality comes morons?
Is a big book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I
Without geometry, life is pointless.
DavidM
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