Monday, September 15, 2008

Anonymous has a few good ones, like this

"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother."


Unknown said...

Oh, very, very good! ;-)

There's a little something for you over at my place, Bonnie :-)

Anonymous said...

Hee, hee. I love that, Bonnie! :-D

Anonymous said...


Freud is credited with saying: Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me.

We once had a publication here called The Floydian Slip.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh,Bonnie.

Here's some more good ones from Anonymous- that I hope you enjoy :)

A good pun is its own reword.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean morality comes morons?

Is a big book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I

Without geometry, life is pointless.