When I was about nine years old, my friends and I were building a whole bunch of mini-snowmen, just to see how many we could make. Some jerk drove over the curb and destroyed them, laughing like the big jerk he was. We built more. He returned a few minutes later and destroyed them, too. When he left, we quickly built a snowman OVER a fire hydrant and surrounded it with a bunch more mini-snowmen. He returned and — gloriously — crashed his car into the fire hydrant.
Here's another true story that happened more recently, in January:
Vandals try to plow down giant snowman — hit tree stump.
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