This morning, my friend Barbara posted this terrible pun on Facebook, saying, "This is something that you should enjoy!" I don't know whether or not she meant that for me (I'll ask her later), but it fits. I am, after all, the punster who has been covering the bulletin board by the elevators on my floor with
groan-worthy puns. I'll probably print off this little mouse in a tartan (or is it a hamster?) and post it, too.
Anyway, I left this comment on Barbara's Facebook post to say I do enjoy the pun:
Aye, it's right up my alley. Or should I say, "It's right up my loch"? A loch is a lake, over there in Scotland, like Loch Ness. My kilt would be made from the tartan of the Campbells of Argyll, from whom I'm descended. Want to see the tartan? Here 'tis.
This blue-and-green color pattern, with a little yellow and white and black thrown in, is something I would actually wear. I like blues and greens. I probably have more blues and greens in my closet than any other colors.
And here's a picture of
Inveraray Castle, the principal family seat of the Dukes of Argyll. See how easily I can get lost when I start meditating on these things? From puns, to Scotland, to kilts and tartans, to castles, and now, one more thing. The music, of course! For my purposes, it only makes sense that I share "
The Campbells Are Coming." Click the link to listen to the music, played on bagpipes, which is where we started up above. Remember? Here are the words to the chorus, from the
Wikipedia article which has all the verses, as well:
The Campbells are coming, Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!
The Campbells are coming, Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!
The Campbells are coming to bonnie Lochleven.
The Campbells are coming, Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!
Oh, you noticed "bonnie" in there? Yes, I was a bonnie wee lassie when I realized my name was a word. According to various sources, "bonnie" means "good" or "attractive." Was I always "good"? Of course not! I'm no longer a wee lass, either. But maybe it was my name that has made me feel more Scottish than the French, Irish, and English that's also in my genes. Tell me about your family history.
I had to come back and share this photo I found on the
Inveraray Castle site. I didn't see it earlier because it's on the page about how to get there, and I won't be going there any time soon. Probably never. Isn't this a great view?