National Tell a Joke Day ~ August 16

Even though I started this post early in the day, it is now long after dark as I try to finish it while it is still NATIONAL TELL A JOKE DAY.  Most of the "jokes" I tell these days are puns posted on the bulletin board beside the elevators on my floor.  Here are some folks have told me they liked.

Your turn.  Tell me a joke in the comments.  Or link me to a photo, if you prefer.