Create an award you think you deserve

Here are some examples to get you started:

• Smile and Nod Award (for conversations that seem to be in English, but make no sense)
• Creative Cursing at the Photocopier Award
• Good Listener Award
• Mind-Reader Award (because people expect you to know without bothering to tell you)
• Naming the Elephant in the Room Award

• Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult Award
• Perfect Nobody Award (okay, I can't figure out how to re-word that top badge, so you try it)