I've discovered something called LOLcats at I Can Has Cheezburger. I've never met this little kitty who likes Caturdays. Because she cheers for Caturdays, I like her, but I have a complaint about the other pictures. Why, oh why, do you humans misspell words to represent cat talk? Don't make us sound ignorant just because YOU can't properly translate meow or miao. That simply shows YOUR ignorance. I, on the other hand, understand several languages: cat talk, dog talk, most bird languages, and human speak. It's true I am unable to pronounce words the way people do, but that's because my larynx isn't shaped like yours. That does not mean I'm stupid, and I certainly do NOT spell the as "teh" or kitty as "kitteh." I want you to know that some of us are erudite cats. Please give us a little credit. I am disappointed in Bonnie, who posted a LOLcat picture last Sunday that misspelled words as though the poor cat in the photo were half-witted. Yes, I realize Bonnie didn't write those words, but still. It's unconscionable!
I beg you, please understand that some of us cats are quite intelligent!
Kiki Cat, signing off
Sorry, Kiki. I'll be more careful next time not to use a LOLcat that sound patronizing to cats.
ReplyDeleteLove,
~~~ Bonnie